Another Internet thing for me to largely ignore

robinade:

Full post of all the Avengers dresses!

ETA: Whoops needed the back of that one XD

The Fury dress! HEE. Also, Hawkeye, Tony, and Loki are totally dresses I would wear.

huffpostcomedy:

I have a joke about how people don’t talk about mental illness the way they do other regular illnesses. “Well, apparently Jeff has cancer. Uh, I have cancer. We all have cancer. You go to chemotherapy you get it taken care of, am I right? You get back to work.” Or: “I was dating this chick, and three months in, she tells me that she wears glasses, and she’s been wearing contact lenses all this time. She needs help seeing. I was like, listen, I’m not into all that Western medicine shit. If you want to see, then work at it. Figure out how not to be so myopic. You know?”

Stand-up Comedy and Mental Illness: A Conversation with Maria Bamford | Slate

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skullpanda:

Additional creatures borrowed without permission from Capture Creatures and Exquisite Beast.

apiphile:

babbleismysuperpower:

jhameia:

Hey, hey, remember last month’s swag mofo?

THIS swag mofo is Tony Ballard-Smoot, also known as Captain Anthony LaGrange of Columbus-based Airship Archon.

Check out my interview with him. Also check out his impression of Hooper X (in which he kills Steampunk Boba Fett) if you got time.

And don’t remove this text.

you, sir, are quite an attractive and stylish human being.

WHERE IS THE FILM TRAILER FOR THIIIIIIIIIIIIS WHY ISN’T HE IN A FILM RIGHT NOW

Helloooooo, sir.

rosalarian:

Can I just say how much I love this fabric?

(via HAM! fabric by thirdhalfstudios for sale on Spoonflower - custom fabric)

HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM!

rosalarian:

ladynattington:

geokaii:

Watermelon Keg

Materials

1 medium-large oval or oblong watermelon (seeded or seedless)

Kitchen knife

Cutting board

Green dry erase marker or ¾”-1” thick painter’s trim tape

Channel knife (can use top of a vegetable peeler as alternative)

Large bowl & spoon or scoop

Apple corer

Spigot (from beer making supply company)

Twine & straight pins

Watermelon juice or punch recipe

Instructions

Wash the watermelon under cool running water and pat dry.

On a cutting board, place the watermelon on its side and cut off 1/4”-1/2” from both ends, being careful not to cut too deep into the white part of the rind. One side will provide a sturdy base.

Use dry erase marker or painters tape to make a thick band on the upper 1/3 and lower third of the watermelon that will represent the metal bands around a barrel or keg and use the channel knife to trim away a thin line to represent those metal bands.

Hollow out the watermelon with a spoon or scoop, reserving the watermelon pieces to make your favorite punch or juice. Be sure to leave about 2” of watermelon flesh towards the bottom of the watermelon so the spigot can be placed.

Use an apple corer to cut a circle for your spigot to fit through the watermelon rind, placing it about 2-3 inches above the bottom of the watermelon. Screw your spigot into place.

For added detail, carefully pin twine in your lines you’ve made to represent the metal bands around the barrel/keg. Be careful that the pins do not poke through into the barrel/keg.

Place the barrel/keg on a saucer or plate and fill with your favorite chilled punch or juice recipe.

Oh my god.  Oh my god, YES!!!!

I don’t even like watermelon but I want this.

Totally doing this at some point.

slimmeroo:

I just had a moment of freaking out trying to find an old youtube channel that was full of super legit art tutorials— I’d lost the link to it eons ago— and then performed some excellent google-fu and found it again!

FZDSCHOOL is full of tons of super high-quality super helpful…

itswalky:

New Dina and Walky art, as promised!  Original arts on the outsides, new arts in the middle.  

Part of the reason why I’m doing this, other than OCD, is that when I get around to Dumbing of Age book 2, I’ll want profile art of the characters that date from that period, rather than from the book 1 period.  The characters have evolved in looks since then, mostly in their proportions.  Okay, so maybe that’s still OCD.

I covet Dina’s stuffed dinosaur. Never been one for teddy bears, but stuffed dinosaurs? Yes.

bigbigtruck:

enter promo code “thanksabunch” at checkout

Orders placed before April 13 get free shipping

(just ordered more W3 and W4 ink refills, awww yeah)

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John Green answering love and romance questions (x)

(Source: a-phoenix-in-the-water, via nudityandnerdery)

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

paradiscacorbasi:

donteatacowman:

“when”

like it happens

My SO says I’m beautiful. And it still catches me by surprise almost 7 years later.

Forget when anyone else says it. 

The few times (twice? Maybe three times. I have better luck when I can woo someone with words before they see me) it’s happened my reaction isn’t so much “surprise” as “sickened”. It’s like someone admitting they’re sexually attracted to puppies or something. What’s wrong with you, get away from me because you are clearly not well, etc.

(Source: lmaogtfo)

apiphile:

solo-dono:

 #oh that poor poor publicist #that’s probably her hand darting in the bottom right frame #’no jennifer stop you’re on the red carpet’ #’no you’re supposed to be elegant jennifer what are you doing let go of your boobs jen STOP’

She’s so precious. 

oh my god normal human being on the red carpet fuck <3

Her “WHY DOES MY OUTFIT HATE ME” expression in the first one kills me.

(Source: drunkmellark)

Holy fuck, why did it never occur to me that one can get abstract tatoos? This is gorgeous and suddenly I want all manner of body art.

(Source: reversingmirror, via apiphile)

apiphile:

chloeindisguise:

I haven’t watched anything she’s in (yet) but I’m in love with her.

BE MY FRIEND JENNIFER LAWRENCE

BE MY FRIEND

Dear Jennifer Lawrence:
You seem kind of awesome and we should be bros. I am even willing to let slide that you have the same name as me, which usually weirds me out a little.

(Source: plaidskristen)

karnythia:

the-womanifesto:

Why a Woman’s Razor Costs More Than a Man’s, and Other Fun Facts

We’re so thankful to Marie Claire for reporting on how women tend to pay more than men for most things. The practice is called gender pricing, and it’s everywhere.

Gender pricing…

Someday I may try to add up how much I will save over my lifetime by not wearing makeup, shaving, or using skin/hair products other than castile soap, a tea tree conditioner, coconut oil, crystal deodorant, lip balm, and aloe vera (all unisex). I also wear vanilla or cinnamon extracts instead of perfume. I’ve got a few women-specific products (a leave-in conditioner, some sort of gel, and a few tinted lip balms) but I use them so rarely that they will probably last for years. I’ve also got some nail polish, but I tend to not wear it regularly and only buy it every few years as well.

(Source: damnitdisney)